1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
16 If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Source: Laughing Chakra
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
16 If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Source: Laughing Chakra
Well that's one way to piss a seller off...
Well that's one way to piss a seller off...
Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco has just spent over $250,000 on an SLS AMG GT Mercedes Benz. This is just a drop in the bucket for her since she earns a salary of $1 million per episode on NBC’s The Big Bang Theory without accounting for endorsement deals and syndication earnings.
Kaley signed a 72 episode contract which will make her earn a minimum of $72 million over the next three seasons plus a cut of the back end. The Big Bang Theory averages around 20 million viewers per week cementing its position as the number one comedy show ahead of Modern Family.
Source: Naibuzz
Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco has just spent over $250,000 on an SLS AMG GT Mercedes Benz. This is just a drop in the bucket for her since she earns a salary of $1 million per episode on NBC’s The Big Bang Theory without accounting for endorsement deals and syndication earnings.
Kaley signed a 72 episode contract which will make her earn a minimum of $72 million over the next three seasons plus a cut of the back end. The Big Bang Theory averages around 20 million viewers per week cementing its position as the number one comedy show ahead of Modern Family.
Source: Naibuzz
